A personality Test (Coed)

I know what you're saying, "Not another personality test! Wes, you're better than that!". Just give this one a try. It only takes a few minutes and you might learn something. Answers are posed mostly in a coed format to make this test universally appealing. Please choose one answer only per question when computing your personality score. If no answer is perfect, go with the one that is closest to the truth.

1. If a movie based on your life is to be filmed next month, who on this list would most likely be type-cast to play you?
A) Katie Holmes/Tobey MacGuire
B) Vivica Fox/Jaime Foxx
C) Sara Silverman/Vince Vaughn
D) Bea Arthur/Carrot Top
E) Jenna Jameson/Ron Jeremy

2. Which of the Snow White characters best represents you?
A) Sleepy, because I can never get up before The Price is Right.
B) Dopey, because I'm absent minded.
C) Grumpy, because F the world!
D) Happy, because I just blazed trees.
E) I'd be the Snow White or the Prince who gets to hit it at the end!


3. Which Abbreviation are you most likely to use in an online chat
A) LOL (Laughing Out Loud)
B) ROTFLOL (Rolling on the Floor Laughing out loud)
C) I don't get down like that 'homey'
D) BRBIGGBA (Be Right Back I'm gonna go blaze again)
E) IGTDTYTWMRKB (I'm going to do things to you that would make R. Kelly Blush)

4. It's your first day in college. You finished unpacking, and your parents are gone. What's your next move?
A) Hit the library, and get a head start on that Calculus.
B) Hit the Quads and look for the next party
C) Throw water Balloons off the roof onto all the losers looking to fit in.
D) "It's gotta be 4:20 somewhere in the world right Brah?" (sadly that quote is stolen from Horatio Sans)
E) Secure the mirror to the ceiling, and adjust the hidden camera on your desk so it faces the bed. Then ask the first piece of Ace you see if they would like to be made famous.

5. If you were stuck on a deserted Island what 3 things would you most like to have with you?
A) A swiss Army Knife, 10,000 gallons of water, and my Bible
B) A Hatchet, A Home entertainment system with an X-Box, a Years worth of lunchables.
C) Dumb Question. I'd bring a Genie that gives infinite wishes. Then, once I was all powerful, I'd wipe all you fascists off of the planet
D)Assuming I'm on a Jamaican island: A lighter, Rolling Papers, and a never-ending bag of sun chips.
E)The Kama Sutra, Hella Condoms (I hear island people have almost as many diseases as sorority chicks), and Ginseng Gatorade (for the stamina).


6. Which Golden Girl represents you best (guys must choose one)?
A) Rose (the nice one)
B) Dorothy (Bea Arthur). She was a sassy old broad.
C) I lost interest in this garbage 3 questions ago. Kill yourself Wes.
D) Sophia (The old one). You know she had a wicked pill collection.
E) Blanche (The flirt). She was the Paris Hilton of the 1940's.

7. What was the reason for your last Doctor's visit?
A)I was coming out of the womb. I haven't missed a day of school or work in my life.
B)My Mom's boyfriend's doctor friend wrote me a note so that I could go to Cabo.
C)I almost lost my arm when my homemade Che Guevara Tattoo got infected with Tetanus.
D)"Glaucoma" therapy
E) Another penicillin subscription, and some arthritis medication for my right wrist.

8. You're out to dinner with a friend. Your highly attractive server messes up your drink order 3 times in a row. What is your most likely reaction?
A)I'll just drink whatever is in front of me. Serving is harder than it looks. (I'll still tip 20 percent too).
B)I'll make sure to get the drinks for free, then ask for the server's phone number. Their answer will dictate their tip.
C)I'll raise hell then eat my entire meal plus desert and coffee. When the check comes I'll demand that I be comped, and accuse my server of thinking that their looks entitle them to mistreat people. The manager will be so uncomfortable that he will do whatever it takes to get me out of there. The next day I'll phone the local news, the ACLU, and Al Sharpton and tell them that the manager used racial slurs at me, and talked smack about Polio victims. F that manager anyway!
D)I'll just make sure I get a nice fudge Sundae for free, and invite the hottie back to the house to watch Adult Swim.
E) This individual is playing a game with me. The server is clearly a masochist and seeks my punishment. I'll command the server to meet me in the Storage shed out back. When I show up with a gimp mask in my hand the server will know what time it is. The safety word will be "cornucopia".


Now to do the scoring. For each time you answer A give yourself 1 point. B's are 2, C's are 3, D's are 4, and E's are 5. Tally your score. If your total score is less than 8 you're a f---in idiot, count again. Once you have your total score find the letter that you chose most often. This letter will dictate your general personality category. For instance if your total score was a 27 and you picked 4 C's then your personality type will be C-24.

Click below for your personalized personality profile:

A Personalities 8-20, 21-30
B Personalities 12-22, 23-32
C Personalities 14-24, 25-33
D Personalities 17-27, 28-36
E Personalities 24-30, 31-40